thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

image

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

+ 32920 Notes
When someone tells me how many guys I made out with last night

whatshouldbetchescallme:

+ 187 Notes
+ 84900 Notes
+ 1651 Notes
xmuchlovex:

Peace, Love, and Nature ~

xmuchlovex:

Peace, Love, and Nature ~

+ 44 Notes
thatfunnyblog:

I’m crying real tears rn

thatfunnyblog:

I’m crying real tears rn

+ 28394 Notes
t-ranquilize:

≅similar & more here≅

t-ranquilize:

≅similar & more here≅

+ 11726 Notes
thelovenotebook:

Love quotes? you will love this blog!

thelovenotebook:

Love quotes? you will love this blog!

+ 9523 Notes
When I have my first drink of the day

whatshouldbetchescallme:

+ 163 Notes
+ 9684 Notes
theme by tinyfacts